Behold, the Cocktus! I’ve never snatched up a plant so fast in my life lol. The label didn’t say what kind it was, does anybody have an ID on it? by N_Erotic Fat Plantssucculent plantssucculents 9 Comments _Greendream_ 2 months ago Thats a naughty Mammillaria elongata aka Ladyfinger cactus 🤭🤭 watoaz 2 months ago I told my sister if she dies before me I am going to plant a cocktus at her grave. ALysistrataType 2 months ago Johnson! Skoofer 2 months ago Ha, just picked up one of these beauties last week…unfortunately mine is quite as obviously phallic as yours so now I’m suffering from cocktus envy :/ ultraviolet31 2 months ago  redrockcountry2112 2 months ago PG-13 dietitianoverlord113 2 months ago /r/mildlypenis Mysterious-Panda964 2 months ago Guess it’s male SoggyCapybara 2 months ago NSFW tag much😅🤣🤣
watoaz 2 months ago I told my sister if she dies before me I am going to plant a cocktus at her grave.
Skoofer 2 months ago Ha, just picked up one of these beauties last week…unfortunately mine is quite as obviously phallic as yours so now I’m suffering from cocktus envy :/
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Thats a naughty Mammillaria elongata aka Ladyfinger cactus 🤭🤭
I told my sister if she dies before me I am going to plant a cocktus at her grave.
Johnson!
Ha, just picked up one of these beauties last week…unfortunately mine is quite as obviously phallic as yours so now I’m suffering from cocktus envy :/
PG-13
/r/mildlypenis
Guess it’s male
NSFW tag much😅🤣🤣